aww look at him tremble

Listen man I can't plan ahead any further than a week, two weeks tops, and you're telling me I need to know where my life is gonna be in six months just so I can make a dentist appointment what if I'm in nebraska jerry what if im burying myself in a sand dune in nebraska in six months how am i supposed to see a dentist if i'm in nebraska buried in a sand dune

Oh my god, PLEASE don't embarrass me in front of the great stone obelisk from whence all darkness comes 🙄

I honestly think that the reason that twitter and tik tok think that tumblr is dead is that it does not have an algorythym that spoon feeds you content in the same way, there's no fyp and there's no news feed in the same way and people come here not realising they actually have to follow creators to see content.

This is a powerful child.

the idea that being closeted is being a liar is a heterosexual propaganda that hates queer people protecting themselves. you don't have to come out if you're not safe.

You also don't have to come out if you are.

weird but true: you don't owe anyone in your life information about you! you get to choose what you share about yourself! you don't have to tell everyone your dreams or fears or religion, and you sure as hell don't have to tell them that you're queer if you don't want to!

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

time traveler hyping themself up for the 1920s: it's the great war not WW1 it's the great war not WW1 it's the great war not WW1 it's the great war not WW1

Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp being down for, like, the 4th time this year, while this hellsite keeps running jerkily but inexorably since the start of time