Things are getting better

The Five Horsemen of the Apocalypse

PLEASE make your partner feel wanted or just leave them the fuck alone

i dont know which one of you needs to hear this but your wizard hat is pointy and your robes are glorious and that guy you accidentally vaporized was no big deal you are wonderful <3

How cool would it be if I didn’t have the constant fear of being left

films where you can tell the actors are actually having genuine fun outrank any director’s cruel and abusive attempts to enforce “realism” every single time

king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

i hate fae rules

This is what “boys will be boys” should be

these are all fucking clean

I need every single one of these

I dream of jumping off buildings and swallowing pills and tying a noose. What the hell do normal people dream about

People always ask if your trauma changed you but I was young, I don’t know who I was before my trauma. I don’t know who I would’ve been without it and I never will know.

we have got to make the internet a realm of unbridled cock again

we should come up with additions with increasingly more specific animals for increasingly more specific situations

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