what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

tobey maguire or andrew garfield 

i thought this said spider man please ignore me

2020 mood

cat login sound

the fuck kind of alternate universe simpsons is behind the minion simpsons in the last gif though

They’re the Simpsons from the Island of Dr. Hibbert segment in Treehouse of Horror XIII from 2002.

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME I CANNOT IM DONE

cannot believe my loud car small penis theory now has scientific backing

ok

thank

Me in math class

Me, year 2074: haha wow so you were born in 2006? you must be like 5 years old lol

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE 

Where’s that image with the self driving car that is trapped in a salt circle made of “do not cross” symbols that its software won’t let it disobey