CALL THE SHUTTLE

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back

i assumed this was porn

Heard the quaker oats guy is running a fuck a fan contest!