zSomethin' 'bout you

I- What? No that’s not… Yes I know that’s not what they mean, this wasn’t… Also cutting yourself, even if it’s bad, doesn’t mean you get fired. All chefs, cut and burn themselves all the time. It’s… It’s part of the job.

Still sloppy. I only cook for Doms but they deserve better than me bleeding all over their food. You’d think it’s the same for the clients, right?

Can you.. uhm, train the dog? What kind of puppy is it?

She’s a huskie, and I have absolutely no idea how to even start training her.

Play with her, Angie. The living room doesn’t have to be that clean. The point of the dog is to give you company and something to do. Plus we both know you love Elle too much to really do that.

Cleaning is what I do, Master. I have some extra time now... better put to good use, I guess. But I’ll try. It’d just be easier if she would just sit around and cuddle a little. And please don’t say that in public, I have a reputation to maintain.

Finally, someone with some sense around here. I just don’t get why and when it became a thing to hate on pumpkin spice? It’s delicious and I’m convinced people only hate on it because it became the ‘popular thing’ to do–without even having tried it. 

PRIVATE:

You..okay?

Popular stuff is popular for a reason, people just hate on it because it’s easy. Forget those people. We know the truth, we can enjoy what we like and not give a shit.

PRIVATE:

Good enough to never answer that question again. I’m over it.

Uh…fucking train her? Dropping her off somewhere is just shitty.

You wouldn’t be saying that’s shitty if she was chewing on your designer shoes.

Well, I find before answering such questions, one must ask their own set of questions. Such as: What breed is the dog? Because we don’t need another RENT moment involving an Akita named Evita. And of course: Have you tried noise canceling headphones? 

Okay, first of all, we’re not talking about RENT, I’m already traumatized. She’s a huskie named Elle. And not really, I mostly just tried to scream at her to stop making a mess.

Don’t get a dog if you can’t handle one. Simple enough.

I dunno… Most of my talents have to do with submission and everyone knows about those. I’m good with numbers, I guess.

Master and I were raising killer dogs to kill some rich stuck up bitch. …Maybe it was more like a fantasy.

Fuck you.

I’ve made a decision and changed my mind about it like 40 different times last week. But I don’t think I’m going back to Barton, at least right now.