I need to take a nap

You should be able manifest strap you can feel out of raw ki.

the fact that this website blames every social ill on Protestantism shows that Tumblr is actually Catholic

daily affirmations: i am allowed to be weird on tumblr. i am allowed to post stuff that makes me seem crazy because it's fun to do that. no one is watching me panopticon style they are just following me normalstyle. i am allowed to be weird on tumblr.

so are all the christians gone yet or is this going to be an afternoon rapture

it happened but the only true christian on earth was a green-breasted hummingbird. he will be dearly missed by his friends and family who assumed he was eaten by an outdoor cat, but other than that, life remains unchanged

There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"

If you aren’t at least a little scared and turned on, what’s the point?

good morning & good luck today

This sounds kindly ominous... But thanks?

remember to keep one hand on the railing when using any stairwells

i have never seen an animal moving this silly

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

#it’s NOT inexplicable#it’s bc someone based it on the unicode 6 yellow heart#which is colorless but shaded with halftone dots#and someone interpreted that like stubble#and drew this#which is SO FUCKING FUNNY via @animusbell