This is a fan fiction and my own version of MY checkers so yeahhh wnjoooooyy
today is the fist concert where ed was our manger and to be completely honest it was fairly peaceful now we're just at the bar chilling
"Do you think i could do like a backflip while playing my guitar"
"Nah your ass is too big and it will weight you down"
I sigh and look over to ED
"Yooooo ED you should try some of this soda vodka"
RANDY says while he puts his arm around neck
"Stop peer pressuring ED..."
"Your such a vibe killer sometimes! Its just one tiny glass"
"I don't care! Leave him alone!"
Omfg I hate drunk RANDY he's so fucking annoying suddenly JACKIE joins in
"Yeah ED drink with us join the DaRk SiDe OoOoO"
JACKIE passes the drink over to ED
"I guess one won't hurt..."
"HELL YEAH! We got your little boy toy in on our game"
"Shhhhhhhh its okay baba grill just drink"
ED takes the glass and drinks the vodka soda
"Hey this actually isn't that bad-"
Not even thirty minutes later
"heheehehh! The room is spinning! this ride is so funnnnn! Weeeee-"
"Okay maybe i should get you guys home..."
JACKIE clings onto my arm and shakes it a little
"YOU GUYS ARE WAY TOO DRUNK! TO THE CAR NOW!"
"RANDY SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
The two of them walk to the car sluggishly
"I can't cause uh.....yeah"
i pick up ED fairly easily and i walk over to the car and i plop ED in the passenger seat and buckle him up
"Hey! I want princess treatment!!!"
"No! Just put your puckle on!"
Well that was easy, i drop off JACKIE and RANDY now there's only me and ED
"So uhm did you like the show?"
"Yeah you looked hot on stage"
"Heh you mean the temperature hot....right?"
"HEH, OKKAAAAYY WERE AT YOUR PLACEEEE"
I park and get ED out of the car as fast as I could and walk him to his door ED unlocks the door and he grabs my hand and drags me in his house-......
"Heh uhm ED i need to go home..."
"Noooooo you stay here with me"
"I'm sorry but i have to go feed my kitten-"
I reach for the door and ED grabs my hand softly WHY IS HIS HANDS SO SOFFTTTTT!?! ACK! And looks at me with a adorable face and sayd
"....please just for a little bit...?"
Okay that HAS to be cheating
I plop down on the couch amd ED flops on top of me
"...Uhm what are you doing?...."
WHAT IS HAPPENING IM SUPPOSED TO BE THE FLUSTER NOT THE FLUSTERED!!!
"EDDIE i- as much as I'd love to we can't"
"Because your drunk maybe if you ask while your sober...."
ED pulls out his phone and types something
"Setting a reminder to kiss you"
Okay i need leave before I die from EDness
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