Existential Crisis Intensifies

I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

Fingers crossed

I beg

this is what living in the midwest is like and the corn screams back sometimes

if you listen closely you can actually hear corn grow, it sounds like real slow static and it’s due to the cell walls’ fibers breaking so the cell can grow

Sometimes things in context… are better

I’ve legit been searching for this video for a couple weeks

I hope when the world bursts into flams and aliens come to examine the rubble, this is the piece of art they use to describe the human race

i go to the kitchen at 3 am to drink a gallon of water and the ghost in my house pulls this out and pulverizes both my shins in one fell swoop

absolute unit

Next time someone says you look familiar, tell them you do porn.

Ok but this is literally what I say. It’s the best.

sanders no

sanders yes

Thanksgiving is the only holiday where we eat the mascot

Christmas

Listen I didn’t grow up in a very religious household BUT 

That’s every week tho, isn’t it?

true, christians vore christ every sunday, that’s common knowledge

why are you like this 

i missed certain developmental milestones as a kid

Any babies born at the end of the year will be Coronababies

everyone going “oh but its a joke” in the comments sound really stupid lmao jokes arent free of criticism ! jokes can be harmful ! jokes can stem from ill intent and bigotry ! jokes can be inappropriate ! grow the fuck up !