sara

i like when wikipedia pages for bands have that little chart at the bottom where you can see how they’ve been ritualistically cannibalizing their drummer every 3-5 years since 2007

so I might have a crush on this girl in my master's degree and I dreamt we kissed and then she texted me finally! and then I woke up and now like what do I do with that information

so today i dreamed i started my internship and this boy told me tienes una cara muy bonita (you've got a very pretty face) so what i think now is that i desperately need someone to like me

oh boi so my bestie told me four years ago she knew a guy who's like me and she got us yapping through her about potc and that's a moment dear to my heart. so he followed me on tw back then and we've interacted briefly since then. until these past few days when we've interacted more and we've been dming and he helped me through a crisis and then I told him I had kept some potc stickers out for him for years in case I ever got to give them to him and he was like I'm gonna be in our friend's city these days you coud come and i PANICKED and now I can't stop thinking about it

SO back to that first girl. We're friends now and the other day she was sad cause her best friend had confessed his love for her (but she didn't feel the same) and all I could think was "wow same" and she was like I hope he gets over me quick and all I could think was "good luck with that" so I ended up saying "oh no!" :)

she is presenting her final thesis and we have a date! (we're just having lunch)

it was great. we had lunch and then wandered around the city talking and talking and I was so comfortable

one year later we are still friends, now we love each other like crazy and rn we're very touchy. she's told me twice already that this is very lesbian of us. no one is doing nothing about it.

if i told you that 911 abc just had a bisexual swinger sex montage to nine inch nails you probably wouldn’t believe me. and yet

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

anne bonny my beloved. she learned to stop stabbing people to cope with her repressed sexuality and trauma but then continued stabbing people for the pure love of the game. incredible character development.

i understand why chickens wake up and scream

so I might have a crush on this girl in my master's degree and I dreamt we kissed and then she texted me finally! and then I woke up and now like what do I do with that information

so today i dreamed i started my internship and this boy told me tienes una cara muy bonita (you've got a very pretty face) so what i think now is that i desperately need someone to like me

oh boi so my bestie told me four years ago she knew a guy who's like me and she got us yapping through her about potc and that's a moment dear to my heart. so he followed me on tw back then and we've interacted briefly since then. until these past few days when we've interacted more and we've been dming and he helped me through a crisis and then I told him I had kept some potc stickers out for him for years in case I ever got to give them to him and he was like I'm gonna be in our friend's city these days you coud come and i PANICKED and now I can't stop thinking about it

SO back to that first girl. We're friends now and the other day she was sad cause her best friend had confessed his love for her (but she didn't feel the same) and all I could think was "wow same" and she was like I hope he gets over me quick and all I could think was "good luck with that" so I ended up saying "oh no!" :)

she is presenting her final thesis and we have a date! (we're just having lunch)

it was great. we had lunch and then wandered around the city talking and talking and I was so comfortable

one year later we are still friends, now we love each other like crazy and rn we're very touchy. she's told me twice already that this is very lesbian of us. no one is doing nothing about it.

"spare the horses...all horses are catholic!" line of the fucking year that is.