House Lightning

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the town’s name is dixon

the longer you look at it the funnier it gets

Dude, this is the city I was born in. I know exactly which building that is, I HAVE BEEN TO THIS BUILDING, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE FROM ABOVE

I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

evangelion heritage post (april 2018)

"Indeed, when he applied to become an astronaut, he failed on the first attempt. Part of the test featured the famous Rorschach ink-blots psychiatric exam. “I leafed through a whole series of them, and then the last one was a blank sheet of paper, pure white, eight by 10,” he once recalled. “I was asked what I could see. And I said, ‘Well, of course, that’s 11 polar bears fornicating in a snow bank.’ And I could see the examiner’s eyes kind of tighten. He didn’t think that was funny.”"

just imagine… us sitting in front of the tv. cuddling under the blankets. our legs in a tangled mess while you hold me close. watching probably one of the worst movies, but we don’t care cause at least were together.

better add another one, just to be safe,