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I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and friend

'not dishwasher safe' don't care i'm crazy. i'd put the holy grail in that thing

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

pride month is almost over I would just like to say happy pride to boring LGBTQ people in particular. everyone expects us to be brilliant creatives and scientists and interior decorators and quirky professors and tortured artists but some of us wear nothing but Kirkland Signature clothing and watch Friends and The Office and are incapable of having an interesting conversation and that is okay. our diversity is our strength.

talking to a very boring LGBTQ person once in a while is so refreshing, you’re like “Whoa! You’re so average and normal! You’re like a coworker at an office job! The only thing we have in common is our LGBTQ identity and that is beautiful!”

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that