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Another original piece that's been on the backburner for a bit for Fur-Eh!! I've been wanting to do dog designs and use shapes and colours to make the breed types distinguishable- hopefully it came across in this piece!!

#dogs

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gondorrevealparty

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

gondorrevealparty

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

#about me #ok ok ok ok ok ok #fav

itseasytoremember

(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN

#vampires

charl0ttan

going to work like some kind of work-slut. and yes im freeuse to them too 😮‍💨💸💸

16-14

kneads into your timeline because i'm sweet and cute and you allow me because you love me

16-14

does it faster when you aren't looking

#pokemon #cats

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ph-cutie

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

#waow #de

unsubconscious

Elena Wuest (German, b. 1977) ‘Beyond’, 2025 Oil on canvas, 80 x 60cm

seat-safety-switch

Do you have a mind palace? I thought not. Only us higher-evolved beings, with the power of ultra-rationalist thought, can fashion an entire construct with the endless powers of the human brain. When I need to solve a crime or decode a riddle, I go to there. The riches of this psychic realm are soon laid at my feet.

Last week, I had to go in there for a different reason. I was making salsa, and ran out of a very important ingredient. No matter, thought I, the Mart of Wal shall possess many. One simple swipe on my mobile telephone will send a Toyota Camry beladen with it into my driveway, and my nascent salsa will hardly notice the interruption.

The problem? I could not remember the name of the ingredient. My phone's insertion point blinked, waiting for – no, demanding – delicious input. If only I could remember the name of this goddamn item! Retreating to my study, I faced one of its many mirrored walls, and focused on the innerspace.

It was a trap! Unable to remember, I roamed the halls of my own private hell for what felt like an eternity. Imaginary civilizations rose, fell, and were lost to the ages. The very universe ground to a halt, stalled, and imploded. I awoke abruptly, and noticed that I had a small nosebleed.

Oh, right. Jalapeños.

#stories #literally

mochipuchi

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

mochipuchi

what the fuck

0x4468c7a6a728

you can't boil me it's july 17th

snafooey

#fallout #benny is a liquids

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phantomrose96

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

phantomrose96

hang on I gotta look something up.

i-suggest-vore

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

phantomrose96

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

#religion #christianity

cloud-ya

black stork

#dragons

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

snafooey

#fallout #hes just such a lil guy next to monty ill never be over it..........

contemptible-scoundrel

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

simicmimic

#fallout

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zipsunz

i trust you two more than anything

#utdr

pnglove

#weapons #blades

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