uncontrolled atmospheric entry

Albert Weskers pussy. You agree, reblog.

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

Pokémon evolutions

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

friend is trying to sell her car bc shes moving to a state with vehicle inspections and her prius lives in defiance of god. anyway so shes cleaning it out at my apartment complex bc we have dumpsters and her roommate forgot to pay the trash bill. i will be liveblogging my experience watching her do this and you will understand why i refuse to help her

"oh no i disturbed the nursery section of The Colony!!! D: D: " awesomesauce. i hope an asteroid comes and kills us both

i must stress: before today she DID NOT KNOW about the ant colony in there . she thought ants just really liked to climb inside anytime the car was parked.

bringing this post back bc i found a video of her offering me the phantom cd set and i said no because the box was coated in a syrupy mat of human hair and she was confused because "we know whos hair it is" ???? as if the origin of the hair was the only fucking holdup

@entities-of-posts

The Corruption

Valuable supplemental research.

Trying to finally finish the fanfic I’ve been working on for a while, and the thing about Herbert West is that he’s so sexually inscrutable in such specific ways that it’s occasionally difficult to pin down like, any specific preferences he might have. Which has kind of resulted in me writing him like he both wants to get railed by Dan and also have Dan bounce on it—not in a verse way, but in a psychosexually obsessive ouroboros way.

which anime is this i need to watch it right fucking now

Witch Hat Atelier !

If you have recently lost your henchmen in a terrible accident you may be eligible for henchmen retrieval from the afterlife. Which is NOT necromancy, it's just a deal we have going with the afterlife. And it may even be covered fully by your henchmen insurance.