Android Bones

He was right: I do not believe my eyes.

I love this in the way I love space. Beautiful to look at; absolutely do not want to be in it.

I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.

My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT

She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar

My ancestors watching me use my stand mixer while living in a small apartment and attending university: Thou hast kneadeth bread in FOUR hail marys??? FOUR??? And thou ist poor as a churchmouse, yet liveth in a fine cottage with four pounds butter and fresh berries in thy larder!! And two featherbeds! And thou attendeth the King’s college, as a lord!!

This is the greatest thing I’ve read in a long time and I want this experiment replicated everywhere as soon as possible.

My town would be a good start.

soooo my department won’t stop talking about this as it’s a very famous ecology project and for the record, it wasn’t abandoned, biologists were and are still doing studies regarding this and the AMAZING thing about it is that it the FIRST NET NEGATIVE COST CARBON MITIGATOR meaning that it is INCREDIBLY ECONOMICALLY EFFECTIVE. its pretty rad, and it really is just a bunch of orange peels; compost magic y'all

I thought that said Florida “drivers” at first and I didn’t even question it..

^ Lmfaoooo bruh 😭💀

the best thing in the entire goddamn world is the fact that human beings have hands perfectly capable of giving amazing scritches and there are hundreds of animals out there who just love being scritched

this is our purpose