max

The most sexual thing on this earth is the free online tool

Without an antivirus you can even get an std

Scifi is when the hot butch wears a tank top and cargo pants and carries a complex but beat up looking tool that looks vaguely like a welding torch but it's ✨plasma✨ and fantasy is when the hot butch wears armor and a banner and carries an implement of death wrought in steel

Dj sepsis playing the deep cuts that get under your skin

Its so cold outside i can see my speech bubble

It will get colder eventually dont even wooorry about a silly heat wave lol It will get so, so, so terribly cold And the blanket of snow will fall heavy until every thing is made still

let’s party

Lets seriously just let our hair down and have some fun

i want to let loose and act like tonight is forever

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room