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I’m a … theatre. artist. why do I do, the work? for one reason: to BORE my friends. the FEELING of making my friends sit through three hours of my BOLD choices, and relate to none of it, it’s, electric! why theatre will never die: because our friends and family have to KEEP coming. BOLD theatre is supposed to make you ask questions, questions like, WHY is he barefoot? I hope he doesn’t get NUDE like last time. can I pull the fire alarm to end this sooner? if I fill my cheeks up with enough air will I float away like a BAlloon? I’m a very horny person. that’s why I get into the work.

leave patrick bateman alone……as if you wouldn’t kill jared leto if you had the chance

THE CW DIED ON A THURSDAY TOO

I just want every communist/socialist to read The Tragedy of the Commons

Actually professor Bofa disproved that concept in regards to communism and human nature ages ago.  

Source? Because a quick google search of first “professor bofa” brought up nothing, then “professor bofa tragedy of the commons” also brought up nothing nor did “professor bofa human nature”

look up professor Bofa D. Snuts

please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

when tumblr gets inevitably deleted lets all go on one giant google doc

i’m the main character in every grocery store i go to

Science Rules

das gay

do you like the color of the sky?

Girls who say "yeah yeah I hear ya" When the oven beeps to show its done preheating

I wouldn’t call myself quirky but there is definitely something wrong with me

how can you tell me that soulmates aren't real when you've turned to look at a loved one and made faces at each other when someone says something funny or stupid and your first instinct is to look at them and stare at each other in amusement. love is real

everyboddy shut  UP im THINKING about finctional character