we are made of star stuff

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

Just one guy 🧍🏻‍♂️just one ☝️ spider man 🕷️😝 OR woman ❕💁‍♀️ we don’t know 🤷🤔💭 for sure 🥰

I love all books but sometimes you read a book and you’re like so were all 21 thousand of you blindfolded and at gun point when you rated it 5 stars

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

(three decades into my life) sorry I wasn’t paying attention, can we start again?

Inshallah

Inshallah

i have that dog in me. you know. the losing one