arsonandeyeliner

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Someone teach that man romance. Fast. It's excruciating to watch these two make one step forward and five back.

I'm watching prisoner of beauty and it's the scene where the image of the grandfather appears in the sky. I know it's suppose to be sad but all I can think of is that yodeling man meme

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

it's so hardcover –> we're so paperback

this post is making me pronounce hardcover in a way i never considered

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical🫧

I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

rb if u hates terfs

Official ‘terfs get out of my house’ Post