arsonandeyeliner

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

[ID: Image one is a photo of the underside of a bottle cap that has “Star crossed lizards” printed on it. Image two is art of two lizards, first shown close to each other with hearts floating between them and then shown in two separate clear containers, pressing themselves to the walls to be closer. End ID]

@plaguedocboi

sometimes people will insist a character is butch/masc and then you look at the character and they’re just fat. or muscular. or black. or indigenous. or some combination of the above.

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from aBigMothInALittleWorld reading: Making art is like this also /End ID]

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

when fictional creatures are characterized as having superhuman agility (e.g. some versions of vampires) i think they should also canonically have flabby skin. "this species has catlike predator traits" ok now give it catlike baggy skin for flexibility. make its tummy jiggle like a slinky

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

me @ straight people: oh my god just ask it the offensive way i don’t have time for this