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How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

wearing sky-colored shoes to hide from the devil. earth colored hat to hide from god

Iron breastplate to ward off fairies, Fishnet leggings to ward off cod.

good thing they're hidden from god and the devil

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

gay sex walkthrough 100% all secrets & bonus levels no commentary

gay sex truehomo% glitchless sub7min WR

gay sex alternate ending cut content & easter eggs explained

pre hairwash melancholy

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

alloooooonnnnneeeee, at the edge of the gooningverse, hawking a tuah

I'm sorry chat

Yo what the fuck past me

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

interesting dates on this post

those aren’t dates, they are explicitly stated to be cranberries

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me