Ancient Flocking

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

The raptors one is the most painful one for me they literally had a dinosaur playing basketball in their logo maybe the coolest thing in the fucking world and they were like let's get rid of him

becoming the oppressor is not liberation!!!!!

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

idk where “monkeys like bananas” came from but im so glad its a thing because its so fucking funny for no reason at all

They are both the same color

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They’re thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey

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Paddington bear wears that yellow ass coat

certified iconic post