ancientchaotic

if youre horny for any of the animal crossing animals i’ll kill you

imagine being told youre not allowed to feel attraction to a fucking video game character you like, who btw owns a house and pays a fucking mortgage

i’ll break your neck. ill grab you by the arms and swing you around so fast centrifugal force turns you into paste

“fuck you my child is fine” ma’am your child was a pleasure to have in class

OKAY THIS ONE HITS

The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy

Not only that, but the book is only 47 pages long. When she read 30 pages, it’s not as though she only read one chapter. She read a majority of the book.

i actually have no clue how to use twitter. like technically i know how to use twitter but culturally i don’t get it

Everyone spit on me so I won’t be depressed

i remember this post but only the horny bitch at the end

what is it that makes all trans women and girls so hilarious and cool

rb this to let your trans women followers know they’re hilarious and cool

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

Man I love learning history because sometimes you learn things that’s not widely known just like how Beethoven’s Fur Elise was actually made for one of his students that he was in love with named Therese. She was a mediocre piano player so he made a melody so easy that even she could play it and impress people (hence the very iconic tune in the beginning) but then he finds out that she was engaged to a different man and so Beethoven basically made the other parts so that she can never play it and if that’s not petty culture then idk what is.

This has me in tears

“Gay pride, bitches,” Firestar meowed. Leafstar nodded in solidarity.

bad greek myth concept: a siren but she only sings despacito

her name is alexa

this is so sad