ancient-soul

phlip phlops

philippos philoppos

visiting your boyfriends factories to do your own research on working conditions - we’ve all been there!

i said whoever burned the library of alexandria you’re moms a hoe

i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets

The key to getting over imposter syndrome is to know everyone else is an imposter too. Tell yourself you deserve a stake in the scam they’re all running.

Ummmm excuse me but this is fucking brilliant.

Did you just cure imposter syndrome with… spite?

when janelle monae finished telling me about how everything is sex except sex (which is power) and hit me with that “now ask yourself who’s screwing you” for the first time, i ascended far beyond this plane and met with the deity that rules this universe before coming back into my body a fully enlightened being

michel foucault was bald because janelle monae spoke these lyrics to him through a rift in spacetime and immolated his wig 

if you were wondering about ancient greek for ‘then perish’, iliad book 21 line 106 θάνε καὶ σύ (lit. die you also). achilles says it.

Once i learn my ancient greek conjugations it’s over for you hoes