melancholic homosexual with poor equilibrium.

[OPENS A BIG DUSTY ALCHEMY TOME AND OPENS TO THE PAGE MARKED "RECIPE FOR MALE SLUTS"]

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i dont even care that much about the joke here op i just wanna say this is the most skilfully rendered meme ive seen in my entire life

I would do anything for this person. Holy fuuuuuuu

*misses fruits that are out of season*

Fruit (out of season)

one time in high school my french teacher told the class that his grandmother died and a kid in the class said “je regrette :(“ and the french teacher burst out laughing and was like “you’re gonna wanna say desolé in this context because je regrette means like…. my bad”

Me today. 

This is what stepping on a landmine feels like

this felt like getting punched in the throat

well that sure is rare and unusual