wtf ao3 tags - the sequel
i was raised a catholic and went to religious schools so this is the time to exploit that
There isn't a tag for titties OR man titties and that's really disappointing
they are GAY and they are STUPID
YO-HO-HO HERE WE GO BITCHES
Zuho puts coins up his nose
the transgenderification of the ninja turtles
Improper use of OceanGate's Titan Submarine
when the sound "mmmm" is a weapon
Inappropriate use of butterflies
that's not what windows are for
when blushing causes an existential crisis
flirting via security cameras
pretending everything is fine when it's clearly NOT
I swear to god there's a happy ending in here somewhere please believe me
Warning: reading this may require the use of a defibrillator
Inappropriate use of mayonnaise
the looming threat of a fedora
zombie chickens covered in jam
violence against musical instruments
the mechanics of a good hug
I have been told reading this fix has curative properties, I have also been told that it has killed people
this fic is chicken noodle soup for your soul
accidental improper use of setting tablet
i claim my right to remain silent your honour
I'm happy to announce that I'm back on my bullshit
innapropriate use of a santa hat
Reader gets peeled like a grape
torture, visualize peeling a banana
improper use of a detached arm
eats a mushroom and becomes a communist
Inappropriate use of a McDonalds cup
improper use of religiously oriented yogurt
the homeless man i gave a burger to in 2017
Non con bc lamps can't consent
improper use of a wine bottle (it doesn't break)
improper use of a decomposed finger
no children were actually kidnapped, just temporarily acquired
ovary popping like grapes
soap uses drugs and alcohol to cope with being a furry
Sharpened Bones of Brendan Urie
improper use of a swiffer wetjet
OceanGate Titan Submarine/RMS Titanic (Anthropomorphic)
Tennis, i dont know how to play tennis
Questionable anger management solutions
setting off fireworks in hands
the mortifying ordeal of discovering you're into bdsm while you're caught up in a political intrigue
Unacceptable use of tragedy
spoilers for the bible... i guess??
exploitation of magical swords
improper use of duct tape that would make OSHA cry
Punching your future father in law in the face as a metaphor for love
smut bit also i'm too scared to write it
A walking brick of cocaine
The Curse of the Bonus Vajayjay
Brief mentions of a dog in a top hat
that one song by the buttholes of whatever the fuck they're called
Sink me like one of your French girls
a decade-long streak of Pining is ruined by a false hickey
this is half smut and half roasting two thirty year old men for being fucking stupid
something that is sort of crossdressing but not really
holy shit barbed dick is already a tag, i fucking love the internet
someone please help this fish
Mentions of heterosexuality
Tim gets fucking attacked
weirdly sexual cheeseburgers
Out of Character, but I'm out of fucks so it's fine
car seats as an expression of love
it's not game of thrones inspired but it's not not game of thrones inspired so
Inappropriate use of Logitech controllers
Decidedly non-platonic BDSM
how to create a romance epic for dummies
aggressive mutual caretaking
the usual amount of murdering characters in my fics
weirdly long talks about fnaf lore
All the men die but the boats are okay
SPOILER: it is not an egg!!
yelling at people to show you care
set in australia in my hometown but that affects literally nothing
somehow a harmonica gets involved
Accidental Uncle Acquisition
Quantum Mechanics, but wikipedia's version, so take that with a grain of salt
a crazy amount of john mulaney reference that carries on for multiple chapters for some reason
questionable use of dortitos
scandalous use of musical vocabulary
human on mushroom violence
misuse of whirlpool baths
sir this is a Wendy's pull up your pants
the eternal question of who is doing the laundry
somewhere ogre the rainbow
don't let your memes be dreams
Santa Claus has seen some shit
unhealthy relationship but in a spicy way
a truly pathetic amount of pining
gratuitous use of Narwhals
one sorta severed limb but not really
putting the fun in funeral
is it murder when they die themselves?
falling in love over a coffin
Canonical Character Death, It gets better I promise, the death not the fic
what's the tag for come coming out of your nose
Tentacle Dick, actually more dolphin dick but no one needs to know what i looked up for this
if you guys KNEW my google search history right now
There are deer that are wizards that have human hands
Multiple historical events were caused by a sentient pitcher of Kool-Aid
theartofmadeline
discoholicmusic
areudirty
romaincrisis
prguitarman
