#pompomexpress

as the captain of the silvermane guards, it was his duty to stay alert to any possible threats. however, as someone with a strong desire of doing the right thing and wronging no one, gepard was never too quick to jump into action. that didn't mean, of course, that he wasn't ready for it. " may i ask what brings you here? "

“Hmm?”

Jing Yuan paused, head tilted ever so slightly to the side in thought as he cast a curious glance towards Caelus. What an interesting comment! Admittedly quite odd, in his opinion, as well. Why would anyone wish to be a watermelon especially after the general had just demonstrated why with the right application of pressure and strength they could be easily crushed between someone’s thighs-

Oh.

Snorting, he turned away to focus on wiping stray bits of crushed melon from his pants.

Ah, the joys of youth! No wonder Fu Xuan and Yanqing asked him to find other methods of demonstrating combat techniques being used in every day life. Chuckling, Jing Yuan considered the watermelon for a moment before picking up the largest piece. This would make a good snack later, with some proper carving.

His tail almost immediately started wagging at the sound of the other's voice, but to be safe, he still made a point to keep distance between them.

it's typical to look at the area in which most of your attention should be on, which currently was sampo's waist, because gepard has secured the conman's wrists behind his back because yet again he's been caught with relics he shouldn't have. and until the man can also yet again spin a tale that proves his innocence, he needs to be detained.

just because sampo's rear end was near where his hands were now doesn't mean that's where gepard had been looking. maybe.