always

i don’t think tetris was invented i think it was discovered. like gravity

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

things used to be $5

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

People still doing "do you think voting can fix this" memes when the answer to the question "when did voting last end an authoritarian regime" is "two days ago"

recession indicator: scam texts are job offers instead of claiming you won money or something