Greetings loved ones

ASMR: the fish man from the shape of water savagely beats up pennywise while the mii channel song plays in the background

itd just be wet slaps and clown honks

And the mii channel song playing in the background

sometimes i think about how easily an animal like this can turn a full grown adult human into meat spaghetti 

This makes me laugh so much

“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”

sometimes i think about how easily an animal like this can turn a full grown adult human into meat spaghetti 

Good times

Face mask: leave on for 10-20 minutes Me: *leaves it on for 3 weeks 5 days and 20 hours*

me, speaking to a man i have just met and barely talked to who hasn’t done anything particularly offensive yet: you’re on thin ice, pal.

me two hours after i should have gone to bed: time to solve the jonbenet ramsey case