Cowboy Calamari

Mecha-Lincoln has been programmed to know sorrow.

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Intricate rituals

the only option, obviously

Post-Apocalyptic scavengers find my dessicated corpse hunched over my desk, gnarled skeletal fingers clutching the keyboard. Eager to see what life was like for those who lived before, they restore power, the computer sputtering to life, monitor buzzing as it glows beneath a layer of grime, It boots to a saved browser state where I was searching "Elf Femdom" across 36 different websites.

Taking pictures of a black cat is like.. here’s my nothing… petting my nothing… my nothing looks so cute today

DOG ITS DEC 23 11:45 PM

I can smell christmas on your breath.. you’ve been fucking around with those elves again. don’t lie to me

like did lil jon invent autism or

it's so embarrassing being into something in a dumb horny pervert way and talking to someone who has like genuine well thought out takes on it. they're like wowww it presents such a fascinating take on the state of a divided culture and im like Trueeeee . and Chqracter make Gug Penis go Up ⬆️ 😃