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Michael’s Birthday Song for the Captain (English Ver.)

I’ve probably posted this like multiple times before.

BUT I DON’T CARE.

LOOK AT HER HANDSOME FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LOOK AT TWO OF THEM TOGETHER!!!!

THEY LOOK SO GOOOOOODDDDD

THANK YOU CYGAMES!!!!!!!

I WANT TO CRYYYYY......

ALSO JUST FUCKING GIVE ME PLAYABLE GABRIEL.

Obviously this is crack again:

Imogen: You're sleeping around with her?! (points to Otohan, who just smirks).

Liliana: Now, Imogen dear, Otohan's just a little misunderstood at times...

Imogen: She killed Laudna to try to get to me, mother!

Liliana (turns to Otohan): Otohan dear, I did tell you not to go overboard with trying to recruit Imogen to our side... (Otohan just shrugs) But, Imogen, your...friend...looks fine to me.

Imogen (points to Laudna and in a fit of frustration): THAT'S LIKE YOUR FUTURE DAUGHTER-IN-LAW WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.

Laudna blushes and Liliana notices the ring on her finger.

Liliana: ...Oh...congratulations?

Laudna: Oh...she...she hasn't really proposed. She gave me the ring. I mean...I’m not even sure we’re girlfriends at this point...

Liliana (gasps loudly in shock and looks incredulously back at Imogen): Imogen, dear, I know I haven't been part of your life for...pretty much your entire life. But giving someone a ring and not proposing?! Imogen, where's your manners!

This time it's Imogen's turn to blush and stutter.

Imogen: THAT IS NOT THE POINT OF THIS CONVERSATION, MOTHER.

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Liliana: The two of you only knew each other for two years and you've already given her a ring? Don't you think you're moving a little too fast, dear?

Imogen: W-well...I-I just bought it on impulse! I didn't mean anything special with it!

Laudna (disappointed): Oh...you didn't?

Imogen: NO! Laudna, I did mean it! I mean I do love you! Very much!

Liliana (turns to Otohan and holds out her hand): Speaking of which, where's my ring, Thull?

Otohan (takes Lilliana's hand and kisses her knuckles softy): If you want a ring, I could easily get you one, my dear Liliana,  but I seem to recall you vocalising your appreciation my acts of services very loudly (leans very close to Liliana's ears and whispers softly) in bed.

Liliana (giggles and blushes): Oh, Otohan! Not in front of the children!

Meanwhile Imogen just gags in the background while Laudna looks oddly curious and disturbed at the same time.