i feel like causing problems on purpose

this is the first sponsored post i’ve been made to look at and i’m alright with it.

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

and that much ado? it's about nothing

yesterday? blorbo stuff. today? blorbo stuff. tomorrow? you'll never guess

unleashing the skeleton army on an unsuspecting populace?

yes god finally one of you gets it

the problem is giving up genuinely feels so good #imnotdoingthat

Terracotta Girlfriend: *moves half an inch in the dead of night*

the playing with blocks meta is crazy

AND ive got a plane. #touys i am the princess of this playground

Are the ears the only body part of umamusume that got replaced with a horses' or...

no they have the tails too