An-Isolated-Nexus

when I learned as a kid that boxers (fight with fists) draw strength not from the size of their arms as much as the strength of their movement from the legs up and they had to be touching the ground for this to work I was forever changed. air is everything but air is also not ground. ground is everything and air is not it. therefore air has to be from everything to nothing. movement is the ultimate art. the most important part of the car are the tires. don't let any stupid futuristic flying car concept tell you otherwise.

wiggles my fatty fucking tail

swish swish swish! *pisses you off*

my awesome fatness that pisses people off

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

62 8

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.

"it's ok to show (x) in fiction as long as the bad guy gets punished!" the bad guy doesn't have to get punished. in fact the bad guy can win altogether. the bad guy can entirely get away with it. hope this helps

and this part might make some people's head explode but: characters can be written to forgive things you personally wouldn't ever forgive. not everything is written as what you'd perceive to be the right choice. not everything is a self-insert & protagonists don't have to be relatable.

Ohh, such nice big fat cuddly snows!

Someone somewhere is the best in the world at sucking dick and it's meaningless. They aren't famous. There's no prize. It's not a competition. None of us are competitors. You don't have anything to prove. All that matters is that you keep sucking. Maybe we can even suck on it together.

can tumblr stop futzing around with pjackks corpse

its unsanitary

You're obsessed with his worthless pig iron corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog