Pretending.

LMFAOOOO

That death stare gave me chills

Well, which one is it going to be?

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

i kno this is a #hot take but there is nothing wrong with having acne actually, and having imperfect skin in general is a normal thing that says nothing about your personal hygiene.

every person on this post giving out unprompted skincare advice owes me $300 and an essay on why it’s rude

FUCK holding hands for romantic purposes. hold my hand while walking on an icy sidewalk so if one of us slips we both eat shit

When you are one with the music

Luvs it

WHO IS SHE

ALONDRA DE LA PARRA

#a warning to anyone out there attracted to women#she looks great in a tux

She looks like she’s casting spells

okay w o w here’s a ring and my heart have fun with it

Wow. So this is what love at first sight feels like. Cool.

Music appreciate post. 

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

“Surrounded by friends”

My fame begins its annual rise

Well time to start monetizing my onceler memes

Netflix is a coward for canceling this masterpiece