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*watches mad men with an inflation calculator and a map of manhattan open in the other tabs*
being the waitresses defense lawyer every time you go out to eat with your family. it aināt much but itās honest work
i love you trains i love you buses i love you cycle paths i love you wide pavements with lots of shade i love you benches i love you motor traffic limiting design i love you walkability i love you streetside drinking fountains and rubbish bins i love you older person's transport passes i love you off-street parking maximums i love you minimal noise pollution i love you beautiful hospitable human scaled non motor car centric urban planning
one thing about me is i will be in bed

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not to be earnest and sincere but using this site really is starting to feel like a genuinely unique and enjoyable experience compared to most other social media apps and how they operate now. and i think all of the cringe i used to feel at still being on tumblr after all these years is turning into unabashed fondness for the people and the environment on here
I need you thinking about me 23/7. You get 1 hour for yourself
i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet
these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens sayingĀ āitās a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitableā on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen sayingĀ āthis [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prisonā and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus aĀ āgreat equalizerā while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just saidĀ āvirus <3ā³ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to galĀ gadot et al.ās imagine video

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a clean room is such a dangerous illusion. you think youāve got your life together and then two days later itās back to rock bottom and you canāt see your floor again
Tumblr will automatically switch to the āstuff for youā without me realizing and every time Iām thinking āwow everyone I follow sucks big timeā
yk how the people who live the longest r like those old people in mediterranean countries who just sit by the sea and smoke and drink and eat good food all day and every time you see a story about them everyone will joke about how they need to start smoking a pack of day so they can live to 100. but then go back to their carb free diet that they hate and never going for walks outside and refusing to indulge in even the smallest pleasures bc theyāre āunhealthyā. like when will we learn that the key to living long is to enjoy yourself even if it means having a glass of wine occasionally. never eating bread is not going to add 20 years to your life
normalize lying to matt lauer about seeing a clown explode to death in his little clown car

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Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. Itās what all fast-food chicken is made fromāthings like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieveābones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. Thereās more: because itās crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!
oh my god
bitch thatās the tubby custard machine
date of origin: 2012
A classic
this just makes me wanna get some nuggets from mcdonalds for some reason
the fact op thought they could even get away with that blatant misinformation in the first place when the graphic they used was the fucking Tubby Custard machine amuses me like.
Even if you didnāt know what Teletubbies was that thing does not at all look like something youād find in a factory, itās colorful and colors cost extra.
thatās because OPās post is a joke
I feel weird that Iām been here long enough to remember the original contextāOP is mocking this post:
the picture clearly looks like some sort of strawberry ice cream, so OP did a copypasta of the original text and replaced with picture with something even funnier.
Both posts went around a lot, but itās funny that the second, mocking post is now being reposted like OP is some kind of idiot instead of a comedic genius
the original post is actually still here: https://early-onset-of-night-blog.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its and apparently the original OP is a satire blog, anyway. So nobody was serious in the whole exchange
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. Itās what all fast-food chicken is made fromāthings like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the
Getting new context for this ancient meme in the year of our lord 2021 is giving me whiplash.