A Mystical Place

me opening and closing tumblr like it’s a fridge

*watches mad men with an inflation calculator and a map of manhattan open in the other tabs*

being the waitresses defense lawyer every time you go out to eat with your family. it ain’t much but it’s honest work

i love you trains i love you buses i love you cycle paths i love you wide pavements with lots of shade i love you benches i love you motor traffic limiting design i love you walkability i love you streetside drinking fountains and rubbish bins i love you older person's transport passes i love you off-street parking maximums i love you minimal noise pollution i love you beautiful hospitable human scaled non motor car centric urban planning

one thing about me is i will be in bed

not to be earnest and sincere but using this site really is starting to feel like a genuinely unique and enjoyable experience compared to most other social media apps and how they operate now. and i think all of the cringe i used to feel at still being on tumblr after all these years is turning into unabashed fondness for the people and the environment on here

I need you thinking about me 23/7. You get 1 hour for yourself

i hate when rich people condescend with the whole 'money can't buy happiness' argument like listen. just because buying your fourth car didn't fill the void in your deluded disconnected-from-reality life doesn't mean not having to worry about food/ bills/medicine wouldn't greatly improve the mental health of literally everyone else on the planet

these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video

a clean room is such a dangerous illusion. you think you’ve got your life together and then two days later it’s back to rock bottom and you can’t see your floor again

Tumblr will automatically switch to the “stuff for you” without me realizing and every time I’m thinking “wow everyone I follow sucks big time”

yk how the people who live the longest r like those old people in mediterranean countries who just sit by the sea and smoke and drink and eat good food all day and every time you see a story about them everyone will joke about how they need to start smoking a pack of day so they can live to 100. but then go back to their carb free diet that they hate and never going for walks outside and refusing to indulge in even the smallest pleasures bc they’re ‘unhealthy’. like when will we learn that the key to living long is to enjoy yourself even if it means having a glass of wine occasionally. never eating bread is not going to add 20 years to your life

oh my god

date of origin: 2012

A classic

this just makes me wanna get some nuggets from mcdonalds for some reason

Getting new context for this ancient meme in the year of our lord 2021 is giving me whiplash.