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if jay z wins bruno mars’ grammy all because he rhymed about cheating on beyoncé over fart noises i will literally put myself through law school to show up at their doorstep and represent her in that divorce and take him to the cleaners because that will be the LAST straw

*me with tears in my eyes, building a house in sims* this is how I’d live if I had money.

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

So the timeline god didnt abandon decided to flex today. Ok… Cool. Its fine.

I don’t think I ever become cool

Do you ever just look at a guys hands and think yes

if abc thinks they can lure me into a TV show with the tempting tempting bait of yvette nicole brown, a black lead, and several black supporting characters, they really underestimated how much I fucking hated the rachel berry show