brighter than sunflowers 🌻🌻🌻

A vanilla soy latte is a three-bean soup.

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

benjamin and gerrold’s

Wanna hold hands, wanna share eternal love, want to visit the quietest place on earth

do you ever catch yourself being mean for no reason and youre just like???? go take a nap????

in my defense, i was left unattended

me, who has done nothing but take time to myself for the last two weeks: i need some time to myself