always an angel never a god

you can tell FIFA geniunely thinks it deserves to live

lol that guy over there is falling victim to his own narrative

studies reveal most people quit beating the dead horse just before it comes back to life. keep beating

“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum

im dodging tornado attacks like its nothing

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

happy pride month to “she picked courtney didn’t she?”

I saw some of the greatest minds of my generation fall victim to Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

the lioness does not concern herself with how the “pwhl expansion process” works

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.