Sleepy Head

Old man insults are wild. "Slut", "Whore", "Dumb Bitch"..... Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord

bitches say they're fine and then scream the "I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all" in bohemian rhapsody louder than everyone else

game devs need to invest in having fashion advisors around during development like I can’t do this anymore

idk what it is about pride and prejudice that’s so appealing. maybe it’s the fantasy of telling a man he’s self centred and arrogant and he believes it and changes for the better

This blog loves and appreciates the Sparda twins

why don't straights understand that the sweet considerateness and tenderness of a first kiss starting with "can I kiss you?" far outweighs the 'passion' of someone just doing it without asking

Or kissing someone without permission and sucking them up and spitting out their bones 

bisexual culture is being very specific with the men you’re interested but having absolutely no type when it comes to girls because they’re all so beautiful

my gender is whatever james from team rocket has going on

Leliana still acting like your spymaster in Trespasser is always so amusing to me because its like, "ah yes, my advisors, the Commander, the Diplomat and the fucking Pope."