🦊just another fox from the woods 🍁

“they left his seat empty as if he's still there”

(Excellent tag @mihai-florescu )

literally sketched what he looks like right this moment. who does he think he is

If you’re pro-cop, you’re not a redneck, you’re a bootlicker who based your personality on a played out Jeff Foxworthy caricature. Get bent. Your ancestors are ashamed of you.

congratulations piracy

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

Occam's gun: the simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them. (example: Bambi)

Occam's Cat: If you hear strange noises at night, it's probably a cat.