Home of the Damned

“Huh, may soon be assistant manager of the store. Moving up in the...”

weren't u a manager at sweet lips (is that what it was called? I remember it being ridic but surely it wasn't that ridic?) that's really excellent tho! proud of you!!!!

Supervisor, so while I would be in charge of shifts I was so much less responsible for keeping us stocked, and less in charge of advertising ect. But yeah it is awesome, thanks

Good Ending: Coming to their collective senses, the Australian public votes unanimously to push the Liberals out of power, a joint Greens-Labour government taking power. Nauru and Manus Island detention centres are closed, Cory Bernadi is banished to the 7th dimension, and Global Warming is reversed entirely

Bad Ending: Apathetic voters claim that the government is corrupt, and refuse to vote. Neither major party can win, until the Liberals form another coalition with Pauline Hanson's One Nation. After a month of bad polls, Pauline takes over and becomes the first Emperor of Australia, expelling all non-White Australians and turning the Great Barrier Reef into a giant fish and chip shop