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One time took an uber the guy told me he once drove two old long haired bearded enrobed cloaked men into a church and one was calling the other Ancient Master

reblog to slap op with some paper in the wind

Fucking assholes the lot of you! I'm sleeping with all your husbands!

I love to read about radios. If wizards were still around I think they'd love them.

I think they’d hate them

Why is there so much hate in the world? I think every wizard would feel differently about them. Just like other pets, all wizards are unique and have their own likes and dislikes

I think every wizard has an identical burning hatred for radio waves

this is what upstairs neighbors have

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer