i didn't create you

the instagram story from the old man fermin was hanging out on a yacht with yesterday showing fermin climbing out of the water in just swimming trunks captioned, "he behaves so well"

becoming a hockey player and making my number 500 thousand million for no specific reason

jstor derulo

can i be real for one second are we not all cultivating vastly intricate filtered content lists. is that just me. i see little to nothing that bothers me. i block anything that could potentially bother me. i am blocking niche tags from 3 fandoms ago for my own peace of mind. i have the name ‘bruce’ filtered

we need to repopularize shoulder-length hair for male hockey players by any means necessary

we are so desperate for long form media that the hole left by 22 episode tv shows now is being filled by an 84 game sports season

rpf is fine and ethical its being personally attracted to an athlete thats reprehensible

everyone's brining up the "we pee together" quote again and i have to say that personally i think the most underrated part about that whole thing is that one video where someone asks them about it and goes "i don't remeber which one of you said it" and jamie instantly goes "i would never say that" like thats fucking peak comedy to me. like i would never say that but this fucking clown of my best friend did and now i can never live that down. they're everything to me truly