“I’m not dead… not yet anyway.”

“Have we really proven that I’m not immortal?”

“You ever do something this stupid again and I’ll be the one to end you, do you understand?!”

“Stop it. Death is not a ‘punk ass bitch’.”

“I’m fine, I’m super fine… see? I’m alright.”

“Wait… what happened… where am I…? How’d I get here…?”

“How are… how are you not dead?!”

“There is always something to be lost when you gamble with grim reapers.”

“Well… that’s going to leave one hell of a scar…”

“That should have killed me. I’m not complaining, but I am very confused.”

“How are you supposed to protect more people from death if you’re going to just willingly walk into it’s arms?”

“We didn’t think you were going to recover…”

“Dying? No I’m too spiteful for that.”

“Just because you haven’t died yet, doesn’t mean you’re immortal.”

“It’s the risk that makes it so enjoyable… so… enlivening.”

“I’m not afraid of something that has yet to stop me.”

“Oh that’s a lot… a lot of blood… is that all mine?”

“Risking my life doesn’t mean it’s being given away to something else.”

“At the rate you’re going, fate is going to start sending in debt collectors for your soul.”

“Stop. You need to stop or it will be the end of you.”

“Dead? Only legally speaking, for about thirteen seconds.”

“Stop being smug about cheating death, you’ll piss something off.”

“I don’t think people understand just how much you live out of pettiness and spite for the universe.”

“You aren’t going to be happy with your recovery instructions.”

                                                     ɪɴ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ᴏғ

“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Wake up! Please wake up.”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Is that blood?” “…..No?”

“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Leave! Me! Alone!”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“Have you always been this beautiful?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I missed you so much.”

“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

“I’m here for you.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

MISC

“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“I think I just ripped my pants.”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“Give me attention.”

“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

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