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ok yess imtrying 2 get more comfortable drawing them!!!!! .yay i lov my puter…. <3

piercing tour/ inspo under the cut !!(i hope ido it correctly)

So I love Rock the House MV...

Awww thank you so much!!!! ;___; That is so sweet ajjdjdjs

Here ya go, some fem Heavymedic!

Warnings: some suggestive comments

⌨ "Wanna ride?" Always accompanying a wink, this is one of Mac's favorite lines. They usually use it to invite you onto their lap so they can push you around, especially up and down a ramp if you guys are feeling silly, but hey...it can mean other things ;)

⌨ One of the first gifts Mac gets you? A USB drive full of all the self-insert fanfiction you'd been so kind as to delete and make room for. They made a backup for you AND offer to help you write more. They read it, not on purpose or anything...but there are some tropes they notice you like and a date you seem to be dreaming of. "Care to reenact any of it?"

⌨ Can listen to you talk about any hyperfixations or study subjects for hourssssss! After all, spending so much time with Mac even indirectly to read up on and watch content of these things, your partner has developed an interest too. Hearing it in your voice, though? That makes anything and everything better. "Don't ever think I get tired of listening to you."

⌨ Constantly hyping you up and lavishing compliments on you, telling you how amazing you look. The way spending time with you always feels like rest. How knowledgeable about interesting things you are. That you were company more consistent than anyone for years and Mac doesn't want to take that for granted.

⌨ One of your favorite dates in the world was the day you sat and sprawled and stretched along the floor of your house, cutting, gluing, and painting cardboard. Filling a little plastic trough with safe foam balls. Adding little enrichment toys and snacks until you and Mac have built a sprawling labyrinth of entertainment to watch Roni run through, joyously discovering every little treat and detail you've made for him! His little nose twitches as he looks up to you and your partner with moist, dark eyes you both coo at, perceiving gratitude and gushing over the little 'family portrait' Mac painted on one of the cardboard walls of the three of you.

⌨ Sometimes you'll catch Mac going a little slack-jawed while you're talking to them, cheeks reddening. If you acknowledge, you'll be met with a "Can I kiss you?"

⌨ Texts you using a lot of reaction images like this:

They’ve just gotten really fond of silly internet shitposts being such a part of it and love ones involving animals! Mac also flirts with you or opens conversations occasionally with

Just to make you laugh! You two quote Bee Movie more than is probably healthy tbh, shared lover brainrot <3333

⌨ In a role reversal you can't help but love, Mac will sit on your lap while you game, getting really excited at your every success whether it's a battle royale kill or a new town hall bundle in Stardew Valley. Winds their arms tighter around your waist and presses a kiss to your cheek to celebrate those moments. Nuzzles your neck while they are there availed of the opportunity and absolutely loves it when you wear perfume/cologne/body spray.

⌨ May also use your frequent lap-sitting to catch you off guard with tickles >:3 don't worry, they stop if you ask and make it up to you with kisses or cuddles too!

⌨ Gasps and makes grabby hands at you whenever you show them outfits, even when you look shy...no, especially when you look shy about what you're wearing! If you ever show them lingerie you best believe their jaw is dropping and they're dramatically lowering their glasses trying to look flirty despite their beet-red face. Ya like jazz

⌨ Even if you don't need it, Mac has the habit of writing down and storing all your passwords, keeping your schedule, and leaving out snacks and drinks for you. They know you're an adult who can take care of yourself, but if they can make your life easier that's an opportunity well worth taking 🫶🏻

⌨ Honestly? They love it if you idly draw on them, especially when you add little faces and/or ears to the zeroes on their left arm binary code sleeve 😌

⌨ You KNOW Mac is going to get you one of those star map necklaces that show the position of the cosmos the exact date you met. Face to face, of course, Dateviators on so you could both see the real you. One of the days that you both felt the most alive commemorated and worn close to your heart forever.

⌨ Being acts of service focused, Mac insists on care dates like spa times and—their personal favorite—massage nights. Laying you down, slowly taking their time and feeling tension melt away beneath their hands. Your hands work wonders on them and this is payback. Not to mention, frankly? Your posture is terrible and they will get on you about it. Lovingly, of course. They shut ip the moment your hands sprawl across their bare back, though, working gently down to their calves especially if they’ve had a long ambulatory day.

⌨ That 'do they melt into your kiss?' trend? My GOD does Mac melt into your kisses. They're putty instantly, hands latching onto your waist or slinging around your neck as their lips part, savoring yours oh so slowly.

⌨ "Here, hold this." It's a fifty-fifty chance if Mac just spreads out their fingers, enveloping and intertwining your hands, or places Roni on your palm with the epitome of the :3 face. What can you say, you love this nerd more than life itself.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

(It's my birthday! That means it's prime time for a self indulgent bday fic. I tried to include as many characters as I could)

You bet your ass they're all banding together to celebrate you, in this house your birthday is an entire holiday in itself.

Holly, as always, takes charge of party planning, gift wrapping, decorations, invitations, balloon blowing, etc... until Betty steps in and firmly suggests she lets everyone get involved. It's only fair for them all to contribute after everything you've done for them, and Holly needs to learn to share the workload.

Celia and Florence assign everybody roles to play, arranging things so that nobody gets overworked.

Betty and the bedroom dateables are in charge of keeping you occupied upstairs so everybody else can set up. The Hanks are great at distracting people, they can and will talk your ear off about their gnarliest exploits and the cool stuff they've got planned for the future. Hector takes this as an opportunity to say happy birthday and give you all his well wishes for the day: he's still not ready to show his face in front of everyone so he makes the most of this time, it's unlikely you'll be able to speak again once the celebration is underway. You promise to visit him tomorrow and tell him all about it. Tell him his presence will be missed and he'll blush like crazy. Tyrell suggests taking a long relaxing bath to rejuvenate you before the long day to come. With Bathsheba and Rebel keeping you company it's not necessarily relaxing, but it's definitely invigorating, and when you finally climb out of the tub you're red in the face from laughing. I'll leave it up to your imagination who/what else you do during this time (I'm sure Ben-Hwa would be more than pleased to keep you occupied).

Absolutely! I don't get many so I'm happy to see it ☺️ plus I love Dasha so much!!! I generally try to make my headcanons work for realized or un-realized dateables but I'll include some specifics for ya on this one 😉

Warnings: suggestive references

Dasha As Your Girlfriend 🩶

┬─┬ When she's realized, the first thing you do is tell her you can touch her fully now, arms winding around her waist as a red flush creeps along her cheeks and her hazel eyes drift shyly from yours.

┬─┬ Runs around shouting and spinning when she can leave the house, dragging you along and shouting for the world to get ready for Dasha 😌

┬─┬ Piggyback rides! Your touch may fluster her but any chance to demonstrate her strength is taken with hearty laughter and that gorgeous smile. No matter how heavy you think you are, Dasha could carry you practically forever!

┬─┬ Gym dates! Dasha would never push you beyond your means; in fact, if you didn't even want to work out or couldn't she would be happy just to have you keeping her company or spotting her. The sound of your voice is a better workout playlist than any music ever could be!

┬─┬ Teasingly calls you stinky before pulling you into the pool/shower/bath, back to her chest as you tumble giggling into the water.

┬─┬ Gets the biggest smile in the world if you learn/know Russian and say anything to her, hell you can ask her where you left your hat or glasses and she’s still lighting up. Tell her you love her or that she’s beautiful in Russian and she’ll forget her shyness, hands reaching up to cup your face as she thanks you in her native tongue.

┬─┬ We all know she develops a love of cooking once she gets a chance to be in the kitchen! Whatever your favorite meal/safe food is Dasha is perfecting it. If you have been working too hard she’ll literally push a plate in front of you and command, “Eat.” Before of course adding a, “Please. For me if not for you?”

┬─┬ Similarly she would adore cooking class or baking dates, just getting messy and maybe even having a flour fight that ends with full-on flour wrestling in your own home and maybe more…

┬─┬ I just know she would love going with you to one of those axe throwing businesses or at least to play the safer arcade version if you’re game for it. Gets so excited to hit the bullseye she’ll be leaping up and down like the cutie she is.

┬─┬ Dasha will be your big spoon, but secretly would love it if you asked her to be the little or just went for it and held her for a change 🩶

┬─┬ She can leave the house? She is already planning your flight to Russia and while you’re there why don’t you just tour Europe too? “It is all close,” she waves a hand casually as if she didn’t just offer to whisk you away on what would surely be the most romantic vacation of your life.

┬─┬ She’s your “they said no pickles”, only she’s always super polite about it but the people are intimidated anyway by her sheer strength!

┬─┬ Your hands are probably smaller than hers and she LOVES THIS! Loves to hold them, swing them between you, bring them slowly up to her lips to press kisses to your palms.

┬─┬ Almost always asks, “May I?” in a low voice before pulling you into a searing kiss and smiling into it when your hands wrap around her shoulders.

┬─┬ When you’re sad, you may just hear, “Do you need my big strong arms?” Dasha’s hugs always make you feel better!

┬─┬ Don’t be surprised if she ends up being the one to propose once she knows you’d like an engagement— her cheeks may be flushed as she gets on one knee but her smile is one of the biggest and most genuine you’ve ever seen 🩶

(Had a rough day today, so I did some writing to comfort myself. Hope some of you can find comfort in this as well. I picked a few of my faves for this one)

Characters: Betty, Amir, Barry Styles, Freddy, Daisuke, Rainey, Dasha, Eddie & Volt

Betty

It breaks her heart to see you like this, and she's seen it more times than she can bear.

But now she's able to do something about it.

Lets you lay in her arms until you feel better.

Will listen if you want to talk about it, and offers you her empathy.

She's not the type to give unsolicited advice, she just listens, nodding quietly.

If you don't feel like talking, she'll whisper sweet nothings to you until you fall asleep in her arms:

'It's okay' 'Let it out, honey' 'I've got you'

Her voice is so soothing it almost makes you forget your troubles.

Amir

Always knows how to lift your spirits.

Will gently wipe away your tears while showering you with pretty words. This man is a fountain of praise and compliments, we all know this.

Strokes you hair as he tells you how wonderful you are.

Won't let you go until your smiling again: he can't have you leaving without feeling entirely like yourself.

'You're beautiful even when you cry, Azizam.'

Barry

The perfect person to go to if you need a little pick-me-up.

If you need a distraction he's your guy. Ask him about his current hyperfixation and you'll be grinning in no time: his smile is just so contagious.

He's also surprisingly good at giving advice.

Knows the best ways to soothe your eyes after crying, and will pamper you until your low mood is forgotten.

He sends you away with a sweet little peck on the nose; you leave the bathroom feeling refreshed and much lighter that when you walked in.

Freddy

He's so soft with you, it's adorable.

Swamps you in a big ole hug that makes you feel safe and protected.

Comfort food! Comfort food!

If you get a headache from crying he'll press his cool palm against it to ease the pain.

He's a great listener; always knows what to say to make you feel better.

Makes silly jokes until you crack a smile.

Daisuke

Sit with him and tell him what's troubling you. He'll hold your hand gently as he listens.

The most attentive partner: knows what you need from him without having to be told.

Solution oriented.

Will do whatever he can to help you with your problem, even if that's just by holding you.

You get to see the softest side of him in these moments, as he dries your tears and mutters compassionate, wise words into your hair.

Rainey

She's wonderful at taking your mind off of whatever's bothering you. Her vibrant personality can make anybody feel better.

Come dance with her, or watch her dance if you're not feeling up to it, it's sure to put a smile on your face.

If that doesn't work she's glad to sit and chat for a bit.

Tell her what's wrong and she'll hold your hands, telling you you're far to good for the world to treat you like this.

Time to pick yourself up and show your troubles you're not gonna let them keep you down.

Dasha

Holds you so tightly, and doesn't let go until you do.

Might cry with you honestly, she just hates to see her beloved suffering.

Encourages you to share the burden with her, tell her what she can do to help.

Will do anything she can to make you smile again. Would probably lift you over her head just to make you giggle.

Glued to your side until she's certain you feel better.

Takes such good care of you when you're feeling low, you have all of her attention.

Eddie & Volt

Drop everything to be by your side.

Both of them are the types that love deeply, so your pain is their pain.

They take you somewhere quiet to calm down. Volt wraps his jacket around your shoulders hoping the warmth and weight will bring you comfort (it does).

Eddie will crouch down in front of you to meet your eyes and ask what's wrong. I imagine him being incredibly soft in sensitive moments like these.

They both listen intently, Volt holding you as your body wracks with sobs.

Volt is much better with words so Eddie lets him do most of the comforting, opting to hold your hand so you know he's still there.

So incredibly patient and understanding with you. Take as long as you need, they'll be right there.