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I fell asleep at 1:44am. At 2:34am, Father walks into the kitchen - he opens (and then erroneously slams) the fridge door. It is now 2:57am and I have work at 6am. I have to be up at 5:00am. I am not going to sleep tonight. I cannot go back to sleep now either, because I am having flashbacks of the classic Stepfather nightly crashout. I need a cigarette. And yes, I have been watching The Bear. Я устала от этой жизни
I know you're all here to jack it to, frankly, the best muppet porn fanfiction that tumblr has to offer but I have other things to talk about that I cannot remain silent anymore such as 1. My American Psycho remake fancast and 2. The fact that hit comedian Ally Beardsley is my Patrick Bateman send post
the idea that my suffering serves a purpose.
TW hallucination, violence, gruesome depictions
The Idea Behind God
I think I understand the purpose of an all powerful being. One who, during times of suffering, provides us with a hand to hold. It has been said "this is all a part of God's plan". Therefore deriving meaning from an unhappy life. Therefore an excuse for depravity. Yet I ask, how does God derive meaning? How does God explain its own suffering? And without a God of suffering, who do I turn to?
I was trapped in a cage of myopia. The walls were tunnels of forgotten faces and the floor was flesh. My own hands, tendrils that reached out to tear the skin off my body. The air was a thick fog, one that I could not breathe. The horror… nothing was my own. The muscles, that supposedly served to produce movement, felt choking. Behold, a pool of blood. The suffering attendant upon this place, infinite. The stumps that were once my feet buckled from my weight, and I fell into the red abyss. This is what drowning feels like. I cannot see I cannot hear I cannot breathe I cannot think. There is all but an end to this intrusion. Alas, the end. The bottom of the pit of blood seemed to clash with water, as if it were oil refusing to mix. Yes, the water. Less suffocating, more deprived of sense. As my mind tried to wrap around the impossible and endless situation, everything became clearer and clearer. Finally, I awoke. The haze that previously took up all but an inch in my mind was dissipating. Finally, rest. What happened to the others who were with me at the time I do not know. Only know that I am sorry for what I have caused.
everyone hates me
bc!! like!! my coworker called out of work today and she hasn’t texted me back in three days and my other coworkers said she’s been quiet since ive not been there :( I hope she’s okay :(

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Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast
Learning I’m nothing more than a back up option
So real. Why is it that when I reveal my Dark Side personality, they suddenly call me “creepy” and “weird”. But when I act like everyone else I become boring??? The Leon Kennedy storm inside me rages and the prophecy has yet to be foretold.
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mormons
today, i triumphed against the mormons. we met at a park in broad daylight. it was windy enough to shield me from the presence of the mormon conversion ideation. i told them about how in esoterica none of the things they say is consistent with my beliefs and therefore makes no sense (obviously). a crowd gathered around us. a man was playing the bagpipes to commemorate me DESTROYING them with facts and logic. the mormons could not keep up with my Leon Kennedy fueled intelligence. the crowd cheered as i delivered line after line and countered every argument. i finally ended things when bagpipe man approached to settle my victory with the classic Leon Kennedy one liner “Didn't realize I had such a big fan. How about an autograph?” I then signed the man's bagpipe and left. everyone clapped.
on my way to viciously defeat the mormons.
[ENTER - Freddy Fazbear's Pizza (night)]
Leon Kennedy awoke with terror in his icy cold viscous veins. "Do I really have to spend five nights here?" He said this in his one liner Leon Kennedy voice. In the security office, Leon kept a watchful eye on the creepy drawings and figures strewn about the room. The moldy cupcake on the desk gleaming at him with a twinkling mystery that could only be described as ominous. While deciding if he wanted to roam the halls to uncover the mysteries of this wretched place, or stay in the security guard office to devise a plan, a phone on the wall rang with the sound of a thousand bells. Startled, Leon Kennedy reached for the axe on his utility belt cautiously and answered the phone. "Hello? Hello hello?" A voice called out. "Who is this?" Leon asked. Before he could question further, the voice cut him off. "Hello? Oh! Hey, um I actually worked in that office before you. I just finished up my last week. I guess there's an introductory sort of thing but I'll save you the trouble. So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they’re left in some kind of free roaming mode at night, uh, something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long? Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too, but then there was The Bite of ’87. Yeah. I-It’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?" Leon's eyes widened as he heard this, and the mysterious voice calmly continued rambling on and on. Leon decided this would be time to drop his iconic one liner Leon Kennedy mode. "Sorry, I'm not on the menu." Leon hung up the phone and it rang back almost immediately, but he chose to ignore it. "I guess it's time to finally get some answers," Leon said.
[END DRAFT]
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“I realize now that dying is easy. Living is hard.”
— Gayle Forman, If I Stay
the mormons are coming
hello.
today i was approached by mormons. i was 4 beers deep, and i made a grave mistake: i entertained them.
brothers (sisters, enbyers) we must take up arms against the strife of the mormon church.
i will be prepared to shotgun an angry orchard and a matcha latte with copious amounts of gay vanilla extract. they will fear me.
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