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Estinien: So what's your estimation, Thancred? Think we can win?
Thancred: You aren't asking me to give odds to our beloved Warrior's success?!
Estinien: "What would that look like? Three to one?"
Thancred: "..In their favor?"
Estinien: "After THE Hydaelyn challenged us to fight her? Are you joking?"
Warrior of Light: "You would actually bet against me?"
Estinien: "If I weren't here, it'd be five to one at least."
Warrior of Light: "I'll take those odds."
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Estinien: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Thancred: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Y'shtola: More or less, I guess... Tataru: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Warrior of Light: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Urianger: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!
Azem: I understand the Convocation has come to a decision, but seeing as it's a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it.
so a lot of fantasy settings do the thing where there’s one or two or maybe three human societies, all based on European cultures unless they’re bad guys, and then the non-human cultures are all based on non-European cultures, like orcs will be loosely based on Mongols and there’ll be an animal race with superficial Native American trappings. And for many reasons this can get really annoying.
But what if we turn it around? There’s an awful lot to explore if we stick a different angle on it. I want to see a thing where the human kingdoms are based on, say, imperial Mali around the time of Mansa Musa and the Mughal empire, and then maybe the orcs are based on pre-Roman Gaul, and the marauding beastfolk raiders look like Polish winged hussars, and your secretive-and-xenophobic but wise-and-spiritual elves or whatever are based on all the most alien and unfamiliar bits of medieval Catholicism.
can you even fucking imagine how insufferable a bunch of catholic elves would be
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I might be going to hell for laughing too hard at this
All the talk about "oh Elon Musk's buying twitter now all the people who fled from tumblr to twitter are gonna come back here" and gotta say. I'm on edge. SOMETHING happened to tumblr between 2018 and 2020 that turned it from a warzone to a tolerable shitposting website and my one best guess has always been that the p/orn ban sent so many people packing to twitter that we ended up exporting all our native-grown gremlins to the bird site. I back this theory up by the fact that all batshit fandom drama I hear about these days comes from twitter.
So for most people coming back, happy to see you welcome have some tea or coffee over on the table to the left but if the shit-stirrers come back for me it's on sight. It's on sight. First time around I was nice I was like "oh I shouldn't engage if I'm the Bigger Blog that's a bad move to put smaller blogs on blast :(" free pass is up. I'll name and shame. I clawed my way back up from 6 feet underground and I'm not doing it again I'll defend this garbage tower to the death. PVP. I'll salt the earth I'll poison the water supply I'll burn the village down hand in unlovable hand I'll take everyone and everything down with me before I cede this stupid blog again it's on. sight.
Oh also there's some lemon bars too.
I’m installing a security system.
Garlemald Interrogator: Sit on that chair, we're going to interrogate you. Alphinaud, whispering: Deny everything WoL: That's not a chair
Emet-Selch: I'm going to kill people to save people. WoL: do you hear yourself sometimes? like, when you speak.
When the SUV with nuclear powered headlights pulls up behind you at the intersection
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Anyone on Elpis: *makes a mistake*
Hermes: Don't worry! It is not a big deal! We can fix this! We'll figure it out!!
Hermes: *makes a mistake*
Hermes: I am irredeemable worthless garbage and I want to die
Estinien: Step 1, don't trust anyone. Alphinaud: Hello! Estinien: Failed Step 1. Estinien: Step 2, don't get too close. Alphinaud: *tiny elezen brother* Estinien: Failed step 2. Estinien: Step 3, murder the FUCk out of Nidhogg Nidhogg: *is murdered the fuck out of* Estinien: K, now we're getting somewhere. Step 4, don't let him know I think of him like a brother Alphinaud: *only one willing to save Estinien* Estinien: Alphinaud: *goes to the First* Estinien: >:( Alphinaud: *comes back from the First* Estinien: :DDDDDDD Estinien: fuck
Three types of children in XIV
Ryne: I will help fix things. It's my duty. Alisaie: This again? Fucking again? Gaia: I'll punch a dragon I don't give a fuck
"I'm asking what you're gonna do about your mother-fucking KIDS being used by the ASCIANS, you COWARD." - Estinien, talking to Tiamat, probably
Fandaniel: Must be hard not being able to laugh Zenos: I do have a sense of humor you know Fandaniel: I’ve never heard you laugh before Zenos: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
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Esteem meets Ardbert on the First:
Esteem: Who the fuck are you?
Ardbert: Who the fuck are you?
Esteem: I asked you first.
Ardbert: I asked you second.
WoL: Oh, that's Esteem. My evil ghost twin.
Esteem: Who. The fuck. Are you?
Ardbert: I'm Ardbert. The Warrior of Darkness.
Esteem: Who the fuck let you in here?
