hey whipple, squeeze this! | Luke Sullivan | (2012)
Bear with me for a throwback while I sum up the main points of my undergraduate career in advertising. During my time at UT, Sullivanâs book was ârecommended readingâ in every single one of my major classes and required in one. Needless to say, itâs marked up and earmarked quite a bit.
(Salesmen Donât Have to Wear Plaid)
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On itâs heels came the concept of the unique selling proposition, a term coined by writer Rosser Reeves in the 1950s, and one that still has some merit. It was a simple, if ham-handed notion: âBuy this product, and you will get this specific benefit.â The benefit had to be one that the competition either could not or did not offer, hence the unique part.
âThe truth isnât the truth until people believe you, and they canât believe you if they donât know what youâre saying, and they canât know what youâre saying if they donât listen to you, and they wonât listen to you if youâre not interesting, and you wonât be interesting unless you say things imaginatively, originally, freshly.â -Bill Bernbach
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âThe more intellectual you grow, the more you lose the great intuitive skills that really touch and move people.â â BB
As John Ward of Englandâs B&B Dorland noted, âAdvertising is a craft executed by people who aspire to be artists, but is assessed by those who aspire to be scientists. I cannot imagine any human relationship more perfectly designed to produce total mayhem.â
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âHowever much we would like advertising to be a science â because life would be simpler that way â the fact is that it is not. It is a subtle, every-changing art, defying formularization, flowering on freshness and withering on imitation; what was effective one day, for that very reason, will not be effective the next, because it has lost the maximum impact of originality.â - BB
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As Hall of Fame copywriter Ed McCabe once said, âI have no use for rules. They only rule out the brilliant exception.â
(A Sharp Pencil Works Best)
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⌠good advertising is about the worst thing that can happen to a bad product.
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Youâre writing something most people try to avoid. When people arenât indifferent to advertising, theyâre angry at it.
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âThe many competitive brands [of beer] are virtually identical in terms of taste, color and alcohol delivery, and after two or three pints even an expert couldnât tell them apart. SO the consumer is literally drinking the advertising, and the advertising is the brand.â
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A guy named James Webb Young, a copywriter from the 1940âs, laid out a five-step process of idea generation that holds water today.
1. You gather as much information on the problem as you can. You read, you underline stuff, you ask questions, and you visit the factory.
2. You sit down and actively attack the problem.
3. You drop the whole things and go do something else while your subconscious mind works on the problem.
4. âEureka!â
5. You figure out how to implement your idea.
[This process of creativity is] what author Joseph Heller (a former copywriter) called âa controlled daydream, a directed reverie.â
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âCreativity is a manic construction of absurd, unlikely, irreverent thoughts and feelings that somehow, when put together, change the way we see thingsâ â Hegarty on Advertising
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âIâve got a great gimmick. Letâs tell the truth.â â BB
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âIf youâre not failing every now and again, itâs a sign youâre not doing anything very innovative.â
(A Clean Sheet of Paper)
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McCabeâs work was often so compellingly put, it was as if you could tack the words ââŚyou shmuckâ at the end of his headlines; for example, this one for Volvo: âA car you can swear by, not at.â (You schmuck.)
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Come up with an idea that makes you say, âWe canât do that, can we?â Thatâs a sign itâs a strong idea. The other question to ask is: âWill somebody talk about this idea if we do it?â
Running a small-space ad with a headline âFur Coat Storage Servicesâ isnât naughty. Well, it is when you know the rich ladies who called the number got a recorded message from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals about the cruelty of the fur business and how they should âdonateâ their fur for proper burial.
âInside every fat ad thereâs a thinner and better one trying to get out.â -Â Tony Cox
(Write When You Get Work)
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You canât be creative and be tense.
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Get off the stinkinâ computer.Â
David Fowler agrees: âTry itâŚItâs just different. The connection between your hand and the page via a tiny strand of ink imparts something thatâs somehow closer to your heart.â
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At a SXSW Interactive seminar I chaired, most folks in the audience agreed failure is the new black. âFail forward, fail harder, fail gloriously.â
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Remember, you arenât saving lives... Itâs just half a piece of paper in a magazine, and somebody else is buying the other side.
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âBe orderly in your normal life so you can be violent and original in your work.â I donât know much about novelist Gustave Flaubert, except he said the cool line you just read, and it seems to fit in right about here.
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In a business where we all try to avoid clichĂŠs, a lot of people buy into this clichĂŠ-as-lifestyle. I can assure you it is an illusion. As is all that crap about how writers need to âwork from pain.â Oh, puh-leese, itâs a coupon ad for Jell-O.
âA writer should be joyous, an optimist. Anything that implies rejection of life is wrong for a writer, and cynicism is rejection of life.â âGeorge Gribbin
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âWhat are you doing, honey?â
âOh, Iâm in here analyzing the psyche of my culture â absorbing the zeitgeist, as it were, I canât be bothered.â
(Concepting for the Hive Mind)
The point here is: digital is not so much a media channel as it is a way of life. People live digitally. There is no âdigital revolutionâ anymore. Itâs over and digital won.
To launch the memoir of rockstar Jay-Z, Droga5 hid pages from his memoir in outdoor spots in 13 cities (mostly in the form of enlarged page-shots). The cool part was they embedded these pages in or on spaces relevant to the content of the page. The first people who found the pages and logged onto a website got a chance at two lifetime tickets to Jay-Zâs concerts.
At R/GA they have a house rule: when youâre reviewing your ideas, ask yourself, âIs what Iâm creating adding something to someoneâs life? Is it useful, entertaining, or beautiful?â
Social media is where ideas, which become experiences, go to become immortal.
SouthWest Airlinesâs social media officer says her rule of thumb is, âBe honest, be real, be fun, be quick.â â the quick part being particularly important because tweets are perishable and have a shorter lifespan than a suicidal mayfly.
Build a small, cozy fire with the rule books. Start with this one. So I repeat: Learn the rules in this book. Then break them. Break them all. Find something new. Itâs out there.