hell hath no fury

This was fire

Lost my shit at the hippy slide

tbh lets bring back “random” humor

5 years ago i was a fucking mess & now i’m a fucking mess but at peace with it and with cooler fashion sense

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh

So did Eve and look where that got her

i want 2 be a she really did that!! kind of girl but i dont Do anything

Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

what happened to the tiny little dragon pals that the triwizard champions drew from that bag????? harry mentions it being in the boys dorm later but never mentions it again like ??? if I had a tiny dragon companion i could carry around on my shoulder like a weird, spiky little bird i would literally never let it out of my sight

shout out to all my bi girls who thought they were straight for so long and are only now coming to terms with their sexuality and figuring themselves out. you are all so strong and wonderful and i love you.

There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

I hope you blew the professor away