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I don’t want babies.

I’ve never wanted babies. I don’t want kids. I have 150 kids a year (high school teacher). So why do I still feel bad about it? Why do my instincts keep telling me to nest? I don’t want kids. I never have. So why does my body keep saying otherwise? I hate this. And I’m drunk. And I just? Sorry. Ugh.

I’m…

Wow ok… drag em

Marvel: We need a theme song for the winter soldier.

Marvel: Let’s distort Bucky’s scream when he’s falling and make it sound mechanical so people can feel more pain.

Listen here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HVJGh51wR7k

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WHAT THE FUCK???

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Deadpool 2: a pansexual lead, a mixed race lgbt couple, a plus-sized main character and a female superhero with vitiligo

Me:

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Avengers: Huh, it’s been a while since Thor’s been back, hope he isn’t too confused about all of our new members and what’s been going on.

Thor: *flying into battle with an axe* Hey everyone nice to meet ya by the way I’ve brought back Banner also meet my friends Rabbit and Tree I’ll introduce you to my space team and my friend throckmorton and my personal drunk hero later at the family dinner xoxoxo oh yeah also made up with loki watched him die but he could also be that random green snake right there, lost an eye gained an eye lost my hammer gained an axe also the rest of Asgard and I need to crash with one of you because *jean ralphio voice* tECHNICALLY I’M HOMELESSSSSSS

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Fuckboy Deadpool stans: *identify with Deadpool as some sort of outlet of their insecure masculinity/heterosexuality and rebellion against “PC” culture*

Ryan Reynolds: *reaffirms Deadpool as pansexual literally every chance he gets, wants Deadpool to have a boyfriend in the film franchise, makes Deadpool act campy and effeminate as fuck in the movies, does a charity campaign for cancer where Deadpool dresses in pink and sits next to a pillow that literally says “feminist” on it, goes out of his way to hire a woman of color to portray the female lead in Deadpool 2, literally hires Celine Dion to write a Titanic-esque power ballad for the Deadpool 2 soundtrack and makes a music video where Deadpool prances around in high heels feeling his fantasy like the gayest gay that ever gayed*

Fuckboi Deadpool stans:

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You gotta love Ryan Reynolds, because he truly was born to play this character.

lizawithazed

He’s a canadian composed of snark. He basically is deadpool minus the tragic backstory

spectralarchers

I mean, he had to go through Green Lantern, that’s enough of a tragic backstory.

#I CHOKED

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“And what will you do if I vow to spare him?”

#Infinity War spoilers #infinity war #spoilers #:((((((

hilokaul

Bury me in the ocean with my ancestors who jumped ship because they knew death was better than bondage.

katiemoroskys

Loki recognizing himself as Odinson seconds before his death is the worst thing that ever happened to my mental health

#infinity war spoiler #infinity war #spoilers #same #loki

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“So you’re just gonna cancel and unfollow everyone who supports Trump?”

Me:

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you: who dies in the infinity war

me:

#yeah #avengers infinity war #avengers infinity war spoilers #infinity war #avengers spoilers

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patroklosandachilles asked: skinny!Steve or/and serum!Steve

#steve rogers #awwww

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Hey if vines exist in the MCU does that mean the “how did you take down captain America” “we shot him in ze legz bc his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot” vine also exist and has Steve seen it

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