Amerillian

I hate him so much but damn why does he have such great lines

wait one of those said shit

Eat'n ass always comes with a risk

✨ cummy ache ✨

That’s the quality content I’m here for.

my swarm of Spine-Tear-Out Drones is finally ready for deployment 

*me leaving my house* you know what honey? You’re right. I need to be more confident. I’m leaving the spine armor at home today

unrestrained summer fun

there are a lot of theories for why yoda talks Like That™️, the most plausible of which are usually something along the lines of "he uses the same sentence structure as his native language no matter which language he's speaking or who he's talking to", but my personal favorite reddit crack theory is that he forms his sentences that way intentionally because he wants people to rearrange the sentences into something they can understand in their heads to make sure that they actually listen to him because it's just such a bastard power move. like. Master Of The Jedi Order I Am. Put Up With This You Will. Fuck You.

that’s just how couples are