The stars welcome us with open arms

honestly just want a spider-verse spinoff where spiderpunk and spider noir team up and beat the shit out of fascists for 2hrs

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE…

you know, just your regular work week.

i want this to be the only news clip in existence for this time period a thousand years in the future.

being fluent in tumblr humor automatically makes you the Funniest person ever to non tumblr users who aren’t familiar with it. like I can quote the most overused memes and jokes that barely get a laugh out of people here anymore and suddenly I’m a comedian with a brilliant sense of humor

Reblogging. Trans men out there could probably do with this boost actually. I’m not sure if it would necessarily occur to folk to use makeup to look more masculine!

i am trans actually! and makeup definitely is part of how i manage to pass. darkening eyebrows and cheek n jaw contouring does fucking wonders

If your employees live in poverty, you have NOT created jobs, you have decided to capitalize on their misery to make you more money.

^^^

LET ME ABS O R B

@diseonfire here have some more

Perhaps I prefer fewer revolutions and more minerals is a mood

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury there is more

“Imagine pleasant nonsense” is actually good advice

It’s the BEST advice! :D

The most relatable comics I have ever read

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

THAT LAST ONE IS WHY I STOPPED ATTENDING CHURCH AFTER I STARTED THERAPY.

wow this tea is exceptionally tasty tonight thank you

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good