void

look at this source of endless frustration

"oh it's cool and swirly" WRONG

those swirls are like a dang maze because god forbid you wan to get the spit out of instrument hope your prayed to the french horn in the sky cause sometimes the spit comes out right away and sometimes it's like playing hide and go seek with your instrument

also also also

composers why why why am i resting for 50 MEASURES. only to come in and play off-beats for the next eternity. please i am on my hands and knees begging if i have to play just off-beats again i am going to lose it. This is a callout post for marches

OH AND THE BEST PART ITS NOT EVEN FRENCH.

THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS A GERMAN INSTRUMENT. BUT NO IT"S CALLED FRENCH HORN BECUASE WHY WOULD ANYTHING MAKE SENSE WITH THIS SWRILY ABOMINATION

this instrument has years off my life

its my favorite instrument

If you answered ‘kind of/maybe’ I wanna hear why! Feel free to elaborate regardless though!