Not sure how I got here?

the doctor told me aliens keep killing his companions so I asked how many companions he has and he says he just goes to earth and gets a new companion afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding his companions to aliens and then he started crying

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

not now kitten. daddy only planned the first half of his wip, and now he has to figure out what the fuck to do for the other half.

too weird for normal kids too normal for weird kids Just right for being alone and miserable my entire life

having friends is cool until they worry too much and get in the way of your self-destructive tendencies

they called the period between classic and new who the Wilderness Years because they ended the show on 7 and ace walking into the wilderness. this means that the forseeable future should be called the "Why The Fuck Is Billie Piper Here" Years

being overstimulated on your period makes you really understand what its like to violently transform into a beast. everything HURTS and is TOO MUCH and i wanna TEAR EVERYONE APART with my TEETH

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

not ONE original experience

I need more of arsonist Sophie